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		<title>Lost and Found</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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One hot summer in Itching Down,
Four million wasps flew into town.

So begins The Giant Jam Sandwich by John Vernon Lord, first published in 1972. After a village is besieged by wasps, Bap the Baker comes up with the idea to lure them with a giant jam sandwich and trap them inside.
I&#8217;d completely forgotten this book existed, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=damagenoted.wordpress.com&blog=3602667&post=626&subd=damagenoted&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chick Lit, Literally</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s fitting that I&#8217;ve procrastinated with this until today, because, well:

Maybe now our feathered patrons will stop complaining about the difficulty of finding suitable reading material.
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		<title>Libraries for Dummies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:16:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Shh . . .


My life, and that of countless other library employees, would be a helluva lot easier if people would learn to use the library: the lingo, the ins and outs, the do&#8217;s and don&#8217;ts.
When I started attending community college, a brief course in using the library was offered. You learned where everything was, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=damagenoted.wordpress.com&blog=3602667&post=504&subd=damagenoted&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Your Special Place</title>
		<link>http://damagenoted.wordpress.com/2008/12/09/your-special-place/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Checking in this morning&#8217;s returns, I was quite amused to find this strategically-placed Post-It on the cover of Vaginas: An Owner&#8217;s Manual. 


Don&#8217;t hide your light under a bushel!


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		<title>Suspense, Simplified</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Suitable for Children (and Perverts).</title>
		<link>http://damagenoted.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/suitable-for-children-and-perverts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Select children&#8217;s book titles carried by my library:
Finger Playtime
Jump and Run
What A Pair!
Naughty Nancy
Porkopolis
YES!
Oh, Baby!
*Rachel Fister&#8217;s Blister
*My personal favorite. Every once in a great while, I&#8217;ll even get to say it **out loud while helping someone at the circ desk: &#8220;Yes, you&#8217;re missing one item, it&#8217;s called RACHEL FISTER&#8217;S BLISTER. Would you like to renew it? Okay, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=damagenoted.wordpress.com&blog=3602667&post=409&subd=damagenoted&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pack Rat</title>
		<link>http://damagenoted.wordpress.com/2008/09/05/pack-rat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, what you learn about yourself when you get around to cleaning your bookshelves.


I knew I had at least two copies of Middlesex (four, including the one I lent to a friend; consider it a gift, P!), but three different editions of The Maltese Falcon came as a surprise. (I kept a 35¢ paperback from 1961, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=damagenoted.wordpress.com&blog=3602667&post=186&subd=damagenoted&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>*Mary Ellen Baker, American Hero</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;[Prior Wasilla mayor John] Stein says that as mayor, Palin continued to inject religious beliefs into her policy at times. &#8216;She asked the library how she could go about banning books,&#8217; he says, because some voters thought they had inappropriate language in them. &#8216;The librarian was aghast.&#8217; That woman, Mary Ellen Baker [later Emmons], couldn&#8217;t [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=damagenoted.wordpress.com&blog=3602667&post=189&subd=damagenoted&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Purity of Essence</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s take another peek inside Modern Medical Counselor and see what it has to say about our men friends and their equipment.

Dr. Swartout &#38; Co. take a firm, yet gentle approach toward nocturnal emissions, acknowledging that they are &#8221; . . . no sign of disease, and they do not harm or weaken a man [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=damagenoted.wordpress.com&blog=3602667&post=160&subd=damagenoted&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Kids Have It So Easy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
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A wondrous tome came into my possession today: Modern Medical Counselor: A Practical Guide to Health. Written by Hubert O. Swartout, M.D., Dr. P.H., &#8220;in collaboration with sixteen leading medical specialists,&#8221; and published in 1943, this compact, 900-page volume will take you through almost any medical issue, be it apoplexy or frambesia, scurvy or *true [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=damagenoted.wordpress.com&blog=3602667&post=143&subd=damagenoted&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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