Have you ever looked at a scoop of ice cream and thought, “I wish this looked a little more . . . threatening. Kind of like a professional wrestler?” Well, the July issue of WWE Kids magazine has answered your prayers.
The only ones I can identify are John Cena (“Chillin’ Champ”) and Undertaker (“Rest in Sweets”). How fucking adorable are they?!


Wow, haha. Sledge looks like Hunter Hearst Helmsley. CM Punk and Jeff Hardy are others.
By: Shawn - John Cena games ice cream lover on June 19, 2009
at 10:06 pm
Why in the hell is there a WWE Kids magazine? It hurts my soul.
By: cate3710 on June 20, 2009
at 6:29 am
ha. you can’t see me. that is clever stuff, strawberry john cena.
I can’t belive you flip through all these magazines. what are you gonna do when our budget’s cut (again)?
By: jackgibbs on July 27, 2009
at 8:33 pm
I miss your posts!
By: The Mayor of Bethville on October 4, 2009
at 6:02 am